Pekak

This man being interviewed at the US Embassy.

CONSUL : "Your name, please. ?"

MAN : "John."

CONSUL : "Sex.?"

MAN : "SIX times a week."

CONSUL : "I mean, male or female. ?"

MAN : "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."

CONSUL : "Holy cow !"

MAN : "Yes, cows & dogs too."

CONSUL : "Man, isn't that hostile ?"

MAN : "Horse style, dog style, any style !"

CONSUL : "Oh dear !"

MAN : "Deer ? No deer, they run too fast....!!